Republicans in the House and Senate recently introduced a new bill concerning abortion. Key provisions are as follows:
"Abortion shall only be permitted in cases when the life of the father is endangered, or upon written consent of the fetus, and in any event only after a 270-day waiting period."
"The only exceptions are in cases of rape {unless the little slut was really ASKING for it, if you know what we mean} or incest. And we're not entirely sure about incest, considering that inbreeding is how we get thoroughbred race horses, so we might end up with some super-sharp kids.
In addition, the practice known as 'partial-birth abortion' is banned, since any kid who gets his brain completely sucked out of his skull is almost certain to grow up to become a fundamentalist creationist, and that's the LAST thing we need any more of."
When asked what he intended to do about the new abortion bill, President Bush said, "Probably the same thing I did with the last one - have my dad pay it."
