(New Orleans, LA) - New Orleansians are irate over a recent study that supposedly proves that President George W. Bush was responsible for creating Hurricane Katrina with his weather machine in 2005.
The study revealed that the President's motives were to punish those who did not vote republican in the last presidential elections. White House Speaker, Tony Snow, refused to comment, citing his "weather" last name would have biased his statement.
Louisiana Governor, Kathleen Blanco, stated Monday that she does believe Katrina was Bush's fault. "Even though the hurricane didn't personally affect me and my home, it did affect the people who put me in office, so yeah, I definitely think he did it," Blanco said.
No coherent New Orleansians could be located for comment.