Written by SpaceElevator

Wednesday, 20 June 2007

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Fort Gordon, Georgia (UPI) - Former Petty Officer Second-Class Stefan Bozeman, an Arabic translator in the US Navy, was accidentally 'outed' via random electronic surveillance and then discharged under the military's "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy.

Last week, after declaring himself born again and a racist, he drove around the local Mothers Against Drunk Driving chapter in order to get caught three times for driving while intoxicated.

This week he received a 'moral waiver', which disregarded his recent brush with the law as a minor offense. He has subsequently joined the US Army as a garden-variety criminal.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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