Written by Kick-Butt Moron

Friday, 15 June 2007


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Electron...no, wait, that's me!

What's really small (other than my penis), has no charge (other than my sister) and openly shows affection towards other things of its type (other than my mum)? Well, if scientists are to be believed, a new sub-atomic particle, the homotron shows all the above characteristics. And it's the only one of its kind.

For centuries, many have wondered whether there are particles other than the electron, proton and neutron. Just like in the human world, we observe four kinds of people, man [analogous to the proton], woman [analogous to the electron], the sex that stays isolated and alone [like me...and the neutron] and the gay people, distinctly similar to homotron....and me.

Homotron, as they call it, is unique due to its electro-sexuality...it can't form new particles and hence, is not found in abundance.

When seen through an ultra-ultra-ultra microscopic electronic microscope, the homotron is observed to be wearing no shirt, one skirt n loads of lipstick.

On hearing of the discoverer of this new marvel, George hush, commented, "they are just like mini versions of Tony Bliar and me so full of love...sob...get me ma tissue…"

It's ok Georgie, we all love you too...NOT!!!

Signing off,

- the kickbutt morons.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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