Written by Princess Poole

Friday, 29 June 2007

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Safe Meth may help reduce explosions

The story is becoming well worn in parts of the rural U.S. Some idiot without a clue was trying some home cooking and blew up their meth lab. Now some schools are trying to put an end to it, by teaching safe meth techniques.

"Safe Meth is a program that will protect our children from meth explosions," says Principal Bubba Bullet of Lowdown School District. "If our kids are gonna be a cookin; we want them to do it safely." Others think kids will quit cooking when they see how much work it takes to do it safely.

This is a long way from the '80's and "Just Say No." Everyone hopes this will work a bit better.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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