Written by Princess Poole

Thursday, 7 June 2007

image for Newt Gingrich sees the light
New Career for Old Newt

After decades in politics Newt Gingrich has made the decision to leave Washington D.C. and embark on a new career. "I've had enough politics and scandals, I'm going to became a TV evangelist."

"I'm not the type of person to actually get out and help people myself. But I can be on TV and make lots of money. If someone feels good because they sent me their paycheck, then I think I'm help them out," says Gingrich. "Just look at the portrait, I look like a great guy!"

Recently Gingrich has been very vocal in his criticism of the Bush administration. Gingrich's decision may also be the result of disenchantment with the Republican party for choosing Bush as a candidate in the first place.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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