New York, NY - (Ass Mess): BP-affiliated Corrupt Bastards Club ringleaders are being sought by the FBI after four suspects were arrested today following a failed attempt to sabotage a fuel pipeline at JFK International in New York.
The gang members were caught with sticks of gelignite and detonators after a lengthy investigation centered on what the Feds have described as 'homegrown plotters', connected to VECO bribery and corruption cover-up specialists in Alaska.
The arrests follow last month's BP closure of a dodgy oil pipeline at Proud Ho Bay which VECO gofers had threatened to blow up after two of the company's top executives did a plea bargain and were indicted on major fraud, bribery and embezzlement charges.
BP initially issued a bland explanation for its Alaskan pipeline closure, blaming pipework technicalities.
The company then admitted the Feds to their classified comnputer records as evidence of a major terror plot unfolded, resulting in today's dramatic seizure at JFK in NY.
BP's ex-CEO Lord Browne is said to be 'completely apoplectic'.