Anchorage, Alaska - (Ass Mess): British oil giant BP has been forced to close down yet another processing facility named after Secretary of State Condi Rice.
The Proud Ho Bay pipeline is a conduit for Corrupt Bastards Club-encrypted communications services that cunningly reroutes electronic traffic to bypass law enforcement agencies' surveillance operations.
A breach in security last month was reportedly crucial to the FBI bust of CBC member and former state legislator Bruce Weyhrauch as well as two top executives of oil industry graft services specialist VECO who are now indicted with four others on assorted bribery and corruption charges.
Secretary of State Rice once had an oil tanker named after her when she worked as a spy on the executive board of Chevron Texaco.
However after being caught harrassing the company's largest corporate shareholders in 2001 she was unceremoniously booted off the board.
Further disgrace came when the company scratched her name off an eponymous tanker and renamed it the mysteriously enigmatic Altair Voyager.
Today's action by BP may be a sign that its disgraced ex-CEO Lord Browne has finally been nailed by the CIA over evidence of Caspian Sea pipeline irregularities that led to a turf war with Osama Bin Laden.
Dick Cheney is shitting himself.