Written by Felix Minderbinder

Saturday, 2 June 2007

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Billions for oil wars

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) -- The USA and its allies are losing the "War on Terror" says Defense Secretary Robert Gates.

"The so-called War on Terror is really an ongoing quest by the USA to grab oil throughout the world like the energy hogs we are, and people are naturally fighting back," he admitted.

He called on US corporations to intensify the rip-off of oil from other nations and to create even more global poverty and other underlying causes of extremism.

Gates praised the way that his military thugs have caused total chaos in Iraq and Afghanistan in their quest for cheap oil.

"We bombed the hell out of them to give reconstruction contracts to Halliburton and other scumbag Republican corporations just like Dick Cheney wanted," he laughed.

"We love to do what Israel is doing to the Palestinians you know, murdering them, but instead of stealing Palestinian land like the Zionists are, we are murdering Arabs to steal as much oil as we can for Exxon Mobil and Big Oil."

"Out allies such as those idiots in Canada and Britain must help the USA kill freedom-fighters everywhere in order to feed the US oil addiction," Gates ordered. "Our flunkies help to keep the US corporate and military boot on the throat of the entire World."

He also praised Mossad and CIA rogue agents for orchestrating 9/11 in a false flag operation, which was the pretext for the stronger Pentagon effort.

"But you know, those so-called terrorists are actually nationalists fighting the predations and theft of the USA," he admitted.

"I think we are losing this contest," Gates told the conference on US thievery and corruption. "The Pentagon is the most sleazy, murderous and most deceitful organization on Planet Earth and I should know."

--Copyright Felix Minderbinder Live Wire

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