Bush and Cheney Feud Over Iran

Funny story written by Felix Minderbinder

Thursday, 31 May 2007

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WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - Reports indicate that an open feud complete with name-calling has erupted in the White House between President George W. Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney about whether to go to war with Iran or not.

"Look you wimp, we must bomb the hell out of Iran," Cheney told Bush recently. "Forget about negotiations. Halliburton, Israel and Exxon Mobil all want war, so I say let's do it! Remember the Alamo! And just think about all the cash that will flow into my private accounts in the Cayman Islands and Switzerland, just like it did with Iraq."

Cheney is backed by his diminishing group of neoconservative Zionist thugs in the Bush administration and by various neocon think tanks, while Bush is backed by the Pentagon, the head of the CIA, Defense chief Robert Gates, and his father former President George H. W. Bush.

"You calling me a wimp, you cheap sleazebag?" retorted Bush. "Go hire another hooker and get it out of your system. If we attacked Iran they would sink our entire fleet in the gulf, so my talks with Iran are the only way out of the mess you got us into in Iraq. And you know that all that BS about Iran enriching uranium to build the bomb is just Mossad nonsense, like the way they ran 9/11. The IAEA is just a bunch of Israeli stooges."

Behind the scenes, George H. W. Bush senior is helping George junior boot Cheney and his neocon cronies out of the White House.

"Why oh why did baby Georgie ever choose that crook Cheney for a veep?" GHWG was heard to ask. "That creep and his neocon cronies have run the Republican Party into the ground and only Ron Paul can save it."

President Bush is also backing Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice on a more diplomatic approach to Iran, and the Bush administration is finally embracing the recommendations of the Iraq Study Group which urged meetings with Iran which Bush has now authorized. Neocons had roundly trashed its findings, but Bush has now done an about-face.

--Copyright Felix Minderbinder Live Wire

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