According to passengers on a flight from Los Angeles International Airport, Britney Spears, on her way to an Orlando Florida performance at the House of Blues, refused to fly because there were no leather seats on the airliner.
"Britney is a rather astute student of airline aerodynamics and knows airliners with leather seats fly much better and crash less often than comprable planes with cloth seats." Said one assistant.
Insiders confide that Britney's infatuation with leather does not end with sitting on it, in addition she enjoys being bound, shackled, whipped and hooded with it as well as being clothed in it.
Over 150 passengers were inconvenienced because of the pop princess's temper tantrum. One passenger said, I wanted to punch her in the face, little bitch. She made the entire plane return to the terminal because her ass was not surrounded by leather.
Spokes people for Britney Spears came to her defense saying, "Britney has an extremely sensitive ass and it's inflamed by non private jet exposure. Ms Spears was informed the airline seats were covered in Corinthian leather. In addition Ms Spears is also allergic to toilet paper, so when she needs wiping, that's done with an assistant's tongue."
The Captain of the flight apologized to the entire flight for the incontinence never revealing the problem was with Britney Spears.
From the desk of
Buck E Filbert