Pueblo, Colorado - "Eyebrow Club For Men" founder Keith Jenkins today announced that he is not only the owner of the lucrative eyebrow hair restoration company, but uses the product himself. A sparkly jenkins posed for cameras today with his trademark healthy, bushy brows garnering much attention.
"I started losing my eyebrows, and my confidence, in my mid-thirties," confessed Jenkins. "That's why I started the ECFM. Raise your eyebrows, raise your salary!" he quipped.
Since developing the product with research grants and help from the Granada Medical Institute, Jenkins has become a worldwide success, selling his eyebrew treatment plan to hundreds of thousands of scant-eyebrowed men around the world. He points to the success of such clients as Martin Scorsese and, with the recent advent of the women's formula, Brooke Shields, as proof of his products prowess.
Jenkins had no comment on the oft-cited side-effect known as "monobrow".
