Bush Orders Surge On Democrats

Funny story written by Smackycrackman

Saturday, 12 May 2007

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I can't be wastin all of my time just a vetoing and a vetoing.

Washington DC - In an Unprecedented move President George W Bush has asked General David Patreus to organize a surge against all elected Democrats in the Congress of the United States of America.

Bush says there is no solution to the impasse between him and the Democrats that were voted into congress. "I can't be wastin all of my time just a vetoing and a vetoing." He chortled.

General David Petraeus, In the first news conference since he took command last month, also said he saw no immediate need for more U.S. troops to find the manpower needed for the surge against the Democrats. He would hire Security Guards and Gaming Surveillance Officers to do the job.

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