Bush's Blank Check Bounces

Funny story written by Smackycrackman

Saturday, 12 May 2007

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Bagdad Iraq - The blank check that was given to President George Busch by the congress of the United States of America has bounced at the first National bank of Iraq.

Bank Teller Osama Fartii said that the check was rejected due to insufficient funds.

All of America's bills are being paid by loans guaranteed by Payday loans - America's leading lender for quick confidential cash advance loans.

America can borrow up to fifteen hundred dollars a day with an interest rate of 66.3% APY paid quarterly. The loan must be paid every quarter by cash or credit card.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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