Senator John McCain will make all speeches, participate in all debates and run his entire campaign from a bamboo tiger cage similar to the one in was imprisoned in during the Vietnam War. McCain aides stated that the angry, confused Senator who still suffers from post traumatic stress syndrome hopes to attract the large mentally disturbed ex pow and sociopathic ex veteran potential voting block that until now has been largely ignored by other candidates.
Sources close to McCain said that even though these vets rarely vote, their presence at debates and rallies may intimidate other candidates to drop out of the race. The ex psychotic vets are being organized in cities across the country where McCain plans whistle stops in his tiger cage.
Camouflage face paint is being provided by assistants and vets are being prepped with catch phrases and chants to shout out in unison during inappropriate times and specifically when opposing candidates are speaking. The most popular of these seems to be "The Horror....The Horror".
