Mafioso Really Sleeps With Fish

Funny story written by Smackycrackman

Monday, 7 May 2007

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The Eel was found wearing nothing but concrete boots

Tri-State Area USA - Vinnie (THE EEL) Langostino The leader of whats left of the once powerful Colombo Crime Family was found in bed sexually abusing a six foot bottle nose dolphin in the Merrimac hotel and lounge in Yuppa City New Jersey.

A Maid at the hotel Consuella Kichicoochi heard some wierd floppy noises and A squeeky heavy breathing squeeling noise that sounded like it was coming from the blow hole of a dolphin.

Consuella called the police and when they knocked on the door they also heard the noise and entered the room with out a search warrant. Vinnie the eel says it was all a mistake and will be cleared up.

He was release under his own cognizance after his wife posted a ten thousand dollar bond at the yuppa county Jail.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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