British papers are claiming that "Godfather" TG Adams has gone to jail for laundering crime profits close to a million pounds.
Sources close to Mafia crime families are telling a different story. "When ya name's Terry and ya wauk inta a room, believe me, nobody heerz mandolins, ok. Dis guy couldn't be a godfather in a Irish family before the pill!": was Vito "da pencil" Aceste's take on the news story.
Scotland yard chief of organized crime, Sir Guiseppe Holmes differd with don Vito: "Every time we passed the fella's house you could smell the garlic a mile high! Rosselli records on the victrola and basil across the front garden as thick as a rain forest. . . He's no Adams, maybe Adamo, yeah Terencio Giorgio Adamo, that's the ticket and we punched the greaseball's ticket on a one way gondola ride to the Casa Grande!"
Meanwhile Adams' consigliere and defense lawyer, Nigel "Big Bacala" Swinburne demanded the release of his client: "Shoowa he 'a launders! It's a laundromata. . . so he somatimes washes da money. . . dat gettsa dirty too somatimes!"
