The Democratic-controlled Congress has proposed new legislation to change the administration's designation from "neocons" to "cons."
"We think their moniker should more closely reflect their ideology and actions," said Senate Majority Leader, Harry Reid. "These conniving, conspiring, contentious, confounding, controlling, contemptible, controversial, contradicting, condescending, contrarian con men and Condi have been conveniently and continuously concealing and concocting the truth for over six years. Hence, they are not 'neo' cons at all."
Reid elaborated, "Though they have not yet been convicted, Congress thinks that by calling them 'cons', it will set the wheels in motion. You've heard of a self-fulfilling prophecy. Well, we are hoping to fulfill this prophecy for them. A concise conclusion is that the cons will soon be in solitary confinement with no conjugal visits from their concubines."
