Sharpton & Imus to Team on Sirius Talk Radio!

Funny story written by James Robert Roberts

Monday, 16 April 2007

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Our usually reliable sources indicate that Sirius CEO, Mel Karmazin, disgraced shock jock Don Imus, and world feared swell fella and intimate friend of Jesus, the most reverend Al Sharpton spent today in secret talks in Cockburn Town on the Turks and Caicos Island of Grand Turk. Sources intimately involved indicate that Karmazin is interested in bringing Imus and Sharpton together for a no holds barred, satellite radio, news talk show emanating from Cockburn Town on Grand Turk Island, the former salt mining capital of the Carribean.

The prospective show, slated to be known as "Salty Talk in Cockburn" or "Salty Cock" for short, would feature an ongoing combative dialogue between the two pricipals, "Cowboy Don" and "Reverend Al" as the two undertake analysis of top news stories and political issues in their very own unique and uninhibited styles.

Scheduled guests for the first show to air in mid May include Vivian Stringer and the Rutgers University Womens' basketball team, Brittany Spears, Jesse Jackson, Jimmy Carter, Marvin Finklestein, The Duke Lacrosse Team, Cedric the Entertainer, Snoop Dog, Rudy Guilliani, and Laura Bush.

Look for an announcement from Sirius soon!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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