Curse of Imus strikes NJ Governor Corzine

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Friday, 13 April 2007

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Pre-Friday the 13th horror for Imus negotiator Corzine

Camden, New Jersey - (Rotters): Former Goldman Sax CEO and incumbent New Jersey Governor Jon Corzine won't be walking normally for a good few months according to doctors treating him at Cooper University Hospital.

Corzine was involved in a hellish Galloway Township car accident yesterday evening on his way to a rendezvous with sacked racist slimebag shock jock Don Imus.

The New Jersey Governor was in a SUV front passenger seat en route from Atlantic City to the governor's mansion in Princeton when a red truck suddenly smashed into him.

He had been due to moderate between Imus and the Rutgers university women's basketball team which the shock jock had slimed on air, leading to his sacking.

It is not known if Governor Corzine was wearing a seat belt at the time of the accident but his injuries include a femur bone broken in two places and associated skin lacerations, a smashed sternum, six broken ribs on each side of his torso, multiple head lacerations and lower vertebral fractures.

Corzine is also said to be suffering from trauma and the post-surgery diagnosis remains critical.

His driver escaped with minor bruising.

Meanwhile Don Imus is said to be gobsmacked that the best chance he had of weasling his way into an amicable settlement with the Rutgers women athletes had now gone down the pan. Bigtime.

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