Attorney General Alberto "Hitman" Gonzalez vows that he will stay on the job even though his execution of nearly a dozen US attorneys out of pure Bush loyalty has crippled his ability to be ag.
Gonzo 'splained: "Most AG have focused on the Attorney part of the title. . . you know, rule of law, justice, rights. But in the bellicose reign of BushII I have chosen to put the spotlight on the General part of Attorney General. Everything in BushII is about war-war on education (NCLB), war on the Environment (Phoney science to favor corporate rape of land, air, water and resources not yet discovered. Even war on war where all information from the American wars in world have been hidden from everybody who matters and the returning wounded are abused for having been so foolish as to be. . .wounded. I Alberto "The Hitman" Gonzo am the Generalissimo Abogado!"