Frampton, Maine - A popular Doctor here admitted today that he Suffers from Attention Deficit Disorder (ADD) and that he likes pie, and "what the hell is behind that tree over there?"
Blaine Chilton, a surgeon at Frampton Valley Hospital says he's suffered from this disorder for quite some time, but was never diagnosed I wonder what's on TV tonight.
"It's very difficult," says Chilton, "since my work requires extreme concetra . . . . . . What? Why are you staring at me?"
Chilton, who once performed heart surgery and sewed the patient back up after forgetting to put the heart back in, said something . . . I don't remember what it was.
This Spoof writer is bored with this article and would like to move on to another.
