Doctor Admits He Suffers From Attention Deficit . . . Um . . . Uh . . . I Like Pie

Funny story written by SamIAm

Friday, 30 March 2007

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I like fire.

Frampton, Maine - A popular Doctor here admitted today that he Suffers from Attention Deficit Disorder (ADD) and that he likes pie, and "what the hell is behind that tree over there?"

Blaine Chilton, a surgeon at Frampton Valley Hospital says he's suffered from this disorder for quite some time, but was never diagnosed I wonder what's on TV tonight.

"It's very difficult," says Chilton, "since my work requires extreme concetra . . . . . . What? Why are you staring at me?"

Chilton, who once performed heart surgery and sewed the patient back up after forgetting to put the heart back in, said something . . . I don't remember what it was.

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