Did Harry Just Kick Himself Out Of The United States?

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Monday, 27 April 2026

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"I can't remember."

Maybe, and not too smart, Harry.

Seems Harry gave a speech criticizing Donald Trump. Besides everything else, Mr. Trump doesn’t like criticism. Trump has a lot to say about immigration, residency, voting rights, and citizenship. He even created his very own army, the Immigration and Customs Enforcement or ICE, to enforce his policies.

ICE isn’t exactly stopping, questioning, arresting, and deporting redheads, but after criticizing Donald Trump, Prince Harry might as well have traded bodies with Mike Tyson.

Harry urged Trump to honor international treaty obligations regarding Ukraine and criticized his stance on NATO allies, calling for American leadership to uphold its “international treaty obligations.”

No one criticizes the orange pumpkin. Unless you are the redhead and unaware of this orange pumpkin.

Trump snapped, saying that he, “spoke for the UK more than Prince Harry…” Remember the Oprah interview when Harry and his wife implied that the House of Windsor was racist?

Trump added, "Prince Harry? How's his wife? Please give her my regards. I know one thing, Prince Harry is not speaking for the UK, that's for sure."

Seems Harry confessed in his book SPARE that he used drugs in the past, maybe attempting to make the book sound tantalizing?

However, when one applies for a US visa, one must confess whether they have used drugs in the past. There’s a question whether Harry checked the yes box or the no box. If he checked the no box, he could be deported back to England by the ICE army.

So did Harry just kick himself out of the US?

Or maybe that’s what Harry wanted...

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