In Yorkshire, UK, the world turns slightly different and one of their main ports, Hull, seems to have gone "Bee Shape" as a swarm of bees decided to make honey in a Japanese Nissan.
The bees were evacuated from their normal home due to lack of business in the honey branch because vegans won't touch the stuff. The tree where their nest was has been hacked down and vegans are now protesting about damage to the environment. It seems the word hypocrites is swarming the UK lately, because politicians and vegans tend to have the same genetic makeup, bees do not, they make honey not bullshit!
Anyway, the owner of the Nissan was left buzzing after the bees adopted her back seat. They built a nest and made the thing quite sticky, which is normal after back-seat sex. However, this stickiness has a sweeter aroma and taste than the other form.
Her secret lover was quite disappointed and refuses to unzip unless the bees are ejected because a sting on the dick can be quite a swelling experience, and it's certainly not the "bee's knees" a position he preferred; on his knees.
So a bee ejection team was sent along to remove thousands of the critters busy making nectar. Smoke poured out of the windows and the bees followed. Luckily the majority were caught in a bee net and taken to a tree out in the Yorkshire countryside.
The honey they made became property of the Nissan owner who offered it to vegan animal activists observing the evacuation, they puked at the sight of an animal product!
As for the owner's back-seat sex escapades there will be no more playing of their fave Bee Gee song, "How deep is your love," before he gets on his knees.
