All across America and points beyond, vicious gangs of biker girls, calling themselves the Vixens, are taking over and terrorizing innocent shop keepers.
Inspired by the Russ Meyer B-movie, “Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!”, the Vixens are targeting any politicians who have opposed abortion or anything to do with a woman’s body, education, glass ceiling work places, or anything else that just pisses them off.
“These dangerous gangs of young hoodlum sexy girls are a menace!” said one Senator from the “great” state of Arkansas, also the location of the KKK headquarters. “Sure they’re sexy, but they don’t obey the law of the Man – I mean, law of the land. And when an unmarried woman doesn’t have a husband to obey – she runs wild!”
Was this America or Afghanistan or Iran or … the list goes on, but I wondered why America would sent troops into nations that treated “their women” the same as America treats “their women”? (Maybe it’s really not about women at all? Poor Afghani girls … America will not fight for your right to an education, no one will, because you can’t pay them enough, and it’s about the bling, baby – you either got it, or you’re fucked … thus, the Vixens are long overdue!)
If a woman isn’t a possession of some man, then she’s obvious NOT WORTH MARRYING!
(The greatest disgrace a woman can have levied against her, poor things.)
The Vixens are still on the loose – rumbling their supercharged Harley Davidson hogs up and down the highways of America –and rumor has it, soon they will head over to Europe – which I think is still connected to Asia and Africa – and “fuck up some serious shit”, said one of their spokeswomen when they stopped for gas.
“We obey only one law – women. That’s it. No borders, no religions, no politics can ever stop the Vixens. You’re either behind us riding bitch, or you’re in front of us running for your life – before we turn you to roadkill!”
They raced away in a scream of high-octane engines – and I came again and again and again.
