Hot & Sexy Motorcycle Mamas Refuse to Settle Down & Get Married!

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Saturday, 28 January 2023

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They're Hot & Sexy & A Threat to All Penises!

All across America and points beyond, vicious gangs of biker girls, calling themselves the Vixens, are taking over and terrorizing innocent shop keepers.

Inspired by the Russ Meyer B-movie, “Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!”, the Vixens are targeting any politicians who have opposed abortion or anything to do with a woman’s body, education, glass ceiling work places, or anything else that just pisses them off.

“These dangerous gangs of young hoodlum sexy girls are a menace!” said one Senator from the “great” state of Arkansas, also the location of the KKK headquarters. “Sure they’re sexy, but they don’t obey the law of the Man – I mean, law of the land. And when an unmarried woman doesn’t have a husband to obey – she runs wild!”

Was this America or Afghanistan or Iran or … the list goes on, but I wondered why America would sent troops into nations that treated “their women” the same as America treats “their women”? (Maybe it’s really not about women at all? Poor Afghani girls … America will not fight for your right to an education, no one will, because you can’t pay them enough, and it’s about the bling, baby – you either got it, or you’re fucked … thus, the Vixens are long overdue!)

If a woman isn’t a possession of some man, then she’s obvious NOT WORTH MARRYING!

(The greatest disgrace a woman can have levied against her, poor things.)

The Vixens are still on the loose – rumbling their supercharged Harley Davidson hogs up and down the highways of America –and rumor has it, soon they will head over to Europe – which I think is still connected to Asia and Africa – and “fuck up some serious shit”, said one of their spokeswomen when they stopped for gas.

“We obey only one law – women. That’s it. No borders, no religions, no politics can ever stop the Vixens. You’re either behind us riding bitch, or you’re in front of us running for your life – before we turn you to roadkill!”

They raced away in a scream of high-octane engines – and I came again and again and again.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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