Ashely Olsen and Alanis Morissette dated

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Thursday, 24 May 2012

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Ashely appears to have gone for a same sex hookup with Alanis Morissette on her 'first date in almost 2 years.' "Woman Pole" has a special lesbian connotation for Ashely since she has defiantly been on several conventional lesbian dates recently - from Tegan and Sara the Canadian incestual twins to Samantha Ronson the hand-me-down lover of Lindsay Lohan.

Ashely tweeted 'I'm on my first date in almost 2 years after being anorexic,' and then revealed that her date was pussycat friend Alanis Morissette - and the date was anything but platonic.

Ashely and Alanis had a hot time with Alanis holding seniority, they held hands over a shrimp dinner at Malibu's Giorgio Baldi and then zooming off to the Roxbury nightclub in Hollywood where the dominate Ashely exposed her erected middle finger to the radiant Alanis.

Ashely said her mother taught her when she was six years old and her sister was a great experience in making her the person she is today.

Alanis Morissette who peeled open her lesbian relationship with Ashley Olsen during a meeting with the lesbian magazine "Long John Sally," Alanis said, "I definitely love women and, you know … I've had some great connections." The singer added, "There are moments when I think about the trials and tribulations I've had with men and I just think, oh, it would be much easier with Ashely, and I still think that now. I'm not always the kind of person who takes the easier route."

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