VENICE BEACH - In a move that took the Mitt Romney political campaign team by surprise, the national chapter of The Hell's Angels Motorcycle Gang has stated that they will all be voting for President Obama.
Hells Angels spokesperson Rufus "Spokes" Hutrocket, 43, said that the members decided to vote for the president because he knows a lot of things about a lot of things, whereas Old Mittens only knows a few things about a few things.
Hutrocket added that they would much rather see Obama riding one of their Harley Davidson's than Romney.
Another member of the Hell's Angels organization Billy "Bubba" Wallbaum, 37, said that he felt that if Romney was elected president he would close down the Harley Davidson factories in America and move them to South Korea, Pakistan, or Upper Shambutu.
Hutrocket also pointed out that once he heard "Frankenstein" Romney say that he would get rid of Big Bird that, that was it for him.
He said that he has five nieces and four nephews and they all think that Big Bird is the greatest thing since Donald Duck.
SIDENOTE: "Spokes" Hutrocket stated that he received an email from President Obama thanking him for the Hell's Angels support. He promised them that when he is re-elected he will have them ride in his Inauguration Day Parade.
