Bahamas - (ReUterus): Anna Nicole Smith's mother Virgie Arthur saw her grand-daughter Dannielynn for the first time last night and immediately begged Howard K Stern to be allowed to breastfeed the five month old infant 'so she don't end up needin' them implants later on in like her poor dead Mom'.
The incident occured at Stern's Bahamas home where he and Anna Nicole had lived along with the baby before tragedy struck the hapless former stripper earlier this month.
Arthur has been estranged from her daughter for many years and is fighting for custody of the baby.
And her chances of making any progress in the court hearings have plummeted after what Stern's attorney described as a 'cynical attempt to poison baby Danielynn'.
This follows private investigators' reports that the lactation-inducing hormone replacements which Arthur is taking are 'likely to contain traces of the Plutonium 210 contaminant that fried Alexander Litvinenko'.
In the end the grandmother/baby reunion was brief. And the video recording that Stern took shows Dannielynn recoiling from the itchy-kitchy-coos proferred by her grandma by a spontaneous emission of sudden infant projectile vomiting syndrome.
Judge Larry Seidlin is happy as Larry.
