McCain has his bus, Obama his Hollywood sightseeing taxi, Hillary her drive-by shooting lowrider and Mitt Romney sails the high seas on the SS Mormon. This week Mitt's ship of state started to leak big time! A 77 slide PowerPoint presentation on "product Romney" found its way into the public eye.
The glitzy yet tacky slideshow floats images and messages ranging from "Mitt,he's a real BigLove glove" through "Romney,The Latter day Saint Kennedy" to "Mormons rule solar systems in the afterlife,Vote for Mormon Mitt- a planet in every pot!".
Slides proclaiming the former Massachusetts Governor as pro-life and pro-choice with the slogan "Choose Life or Not!" ran alongside stem cell images with the subtext "This could cure Grandma but it might kill Junior".
Product Romney gets displayed as pro-war and pro-withdrawal with slogans like:Surround the NY skyline before we lose 3,ooo Americans a third time! and Mormon Magic Underwear Will Win the War against Terror!
Latter Day Saints Campaign manager,Josiah Brigham Young Smith the 22nd denied that Romney is being sold like a commodity: "Any Mormon could tell you...it's not product sales, it's proselytizing!"