Washington DC - (AssoCIAted Mess): A month long covert operation in the corridors of power has resulted in President Bush suddenly going AWOL from his top blog site where he recently caused an eruption of pandemonium by spinning a tale of clairvoyance into fellow bloggers' in-tray pending files.
Not exactly renowned for his sixth sense prescience the President was greeted with alternating howls of derision and stupefied groans of oh-my-god-what-has-he-seen-in-my-pending.
Challenged to up his ante President Bush merely rambled like one confused by too much Texan rootbeer. Abstinence from hard liquor has clearly taken its toll on some of the connective tissue between the writing part of his brain and one that governs storage of words in excess of one syllable.
Unable or unwilling to express remorse for his wiretaps programme Mr B stuck to his guns without revealing which governmental agency was assisting him in surveilling his cyberneighbors.
Now as nearly a whole week has slipped by without so much as a whisper from the West Wing concern is mounting that his last recorded words "Bush's Sex Donkey Surrenders" may prove to be a haunting premonition.
Either that or he still ain't sober enough.