(Los Angeles) – Actress/talk show host Jenny McCarthy has announced that she has discovered a vaccine for Covid-19.
“We have just completed Phase III trials, and the vaccine is effective against Covid-19. I used a weakened version of the common cold virus, called the adenovirus, that I got from my pet chimpanzee, Horatio. I genetically altered it, and then sprayed it with Chanel Number 5,” said McCarthy.
“I am confident that this will both halt Covid-19 in its tracks, and cause autism in children. In fact, the only reason I developed this was to prove to the world that vaccination is poison and evil. I will not be vaccinating my children, nor will I allow anyone else to use it,” she added.
