Wynonna Judd Out of Control

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 16 January 2014

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Wynonna told Barbara Walters that she eats two full racks of baby back ribs for breakfast.

NEW YORK CITY - Close family members and friends of country music singer Wynonna Judd are very concerned about the huge amount of weight that she has put on.

Wynonna recently appeared on The View and Jenny McCarthy asked her if she was pregnant.

Judd replied that she wasn't and added that she just looks that way because of the vast amount of tonnage she has put on lately.

Whoopi Goldberg asked her how much she weighed. Wynonna who does not try to hide the fact that she is up there in the weight department replied that she has just hit her all-time high of 261 pounds.

Sherri Shepherd asked her if all that weight affected her singing. Judd grinned and asked Shepherd if all her weight affected her sense of compassion and empathy.

Wynonna stopped her before she could answer and remarked, "Never mind Sherri, I can see that your obesity has affected your sense of compassion as well as your sense of empathy. Next question."

Barbara Walters smiled and remarked that someone has a rather sensitive nerve.

"Your mama?" Wynonna replied.

And with that Walters said goodbye and asked the audience to tune in to tomorrow's show when the skinny-as-a-drinking straw Christina Aguilera will be their guest.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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