Caruth Byrd flogs Oswald's sniper perch

Funny story written by queen mudder

Monday, 12 February 2007

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Texas School Book Suppository window

Dallas - (AssoCIAted Mess): $100,000 is being asked by an internet auction site for a window that was Lee Harvey Oswald's famous sniper perch. The seller, Caruth Byrd, claims his father owned the Texas School Book Suppository and salvaged the window from souvenir hunters.

Legend has it that Oswald and his co-conspirator assasins George Bush Junior and Grassy Noel used it as their vantage point to kill President Kennedy in November 1963.

However some conspiracy theorists say the window may not be genuine because Oswald was too heavy to sit on a perch and would have needed at least the UK's Special Branch to lean on for support in the contract killing.

"We think Byrd just found some old vo0mit-encrusted glass frame in a salvage yard in Crawford which Dubya once used to crawl through when Laura locked him out at night for being drunk and incapable."

Bids start at $25,000.

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