Dick Cheney Not Father of Anna Nicole Smith Baby

Written by K.C. Bell

Monday, 12 February 2007

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Whew. At last! Something shadowy and questionable that is completely unrelated to the machinations of Dick Cheney or Halliburton. Considering his history of, "Without a doubt" proclamations, that collect traces of rumors and contradictions, eventually ending under an avalanche of facts presented with the aid of video; proving "doubt" has brothers, sisters, cousins, uncles, ancestors and a rip roaring screaming family, this time Cheney remains in the clear.

"Without a doubt, I never met her. I've never been in the same room with her. And I never watched her reality television show on Sunday nights, repeated on Mondays and Wednesdays if you don't have TeVo."

Did he have anything to do with the claim that Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi demanded an airbus to take her and her entourage from Washington D.C. across country to her congressional district in San Francisco? Seems these planes are provided by the Pentagon, where fired good pal former Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld still has an office. He probably still has security clearance, a secretary, expense account, limo and a plane; raising the possibility that newly appointed Secretary of Defense Gates is just a drone. Considering that Speaker Pelosi is a heartbeat and a pacemaker away from being President of the United States, security issues should be paramount.

"Without a doubt, the Vice President's office had nothing to do with Mrs. Pelosi's outrageous transportation demands."

Though not the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby, Vice President Cheney is joined at the hip, like a Siamese twin, to I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby's obstruction of justice case. According to testimony, Cheney ordered the CIA to send someone to Niger to verify that Iraq was buying yellow cake - an ingredient used in nuclear weapons production. To discredit the messenger's 'no yellow cake sold to Iraq' report, CIA's Valerie Plane's name was leaked to the press by Scooter Libby under the direction of Dick Cheney. Valerie Plame is married to messenger Joe Wilson who found no evidence of yellow cake purchased by Iraq.

"Without a doubt, I never sent Wilson to Niger, I don't know him and there are WMD in Iraq."

Experts claim a connection between spent weapons used on U.S. troops in Iraq that have a - Made In Iran - stamp; another form of yellow cake; another war; another baby.

Better he should have been the father of the first kid.

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