George Bush is today feeling pretty happy with himself because for the first time in months he has actually won something.
The President was in his local Burger King in Washington, when one of his aides went and got him a double cheese burger, large fries and a regular coke. The aide brought the order back and imagine George's surprise, when he peeled the little thing back on the coke cup to reveal that he'd won another double cheese burger. An elated President told us:
"Golly gee guys! This is fantastic and shows that I'm really a great guy! Why shucks, these burger guys don't let any Tom, Dick or Harry win. It's only the good guys. Yup! And there I was thinking that all folks despised me"
The president then ate his food whilst he played with his free Harry Potter toy. When he finished he told his minders:
"I'm all done here guys; can I go out and play some softball?"
The Spoof understands that he was indeed allowed out once he had done his homework and chores.