Following the latest NASA shocker that one of their Space Cadets went bonkers NASA admitted today that the Hubble telescope can indeed hyper-dimensionally zoom in through your roof and actually READ the "magazine" whose pictures you might be viewing wherever in your home you might be performing said deed. NASA's official response to reporters was,
"Just because Hubble CAN snap photos of you in your bedroom .. in total darkness that does not guarantee that we have pictures of YOU per-say doing things with the lights off that you may or may not want the rest of the planet to download off the World Wide Web."
NASA denies rumors that their astronaut Lisa Nowak used the Hubble to secretly spy on her female rival before seeing way more than she bargained for launching her into a diaper fueled, jealousy induced sub-orbital hypersonic rage. One NASA official said,
"Yes, we do allow college students, reporters and some astronauts to come in and control the Hubble, take photos but what they do on their own time with the telescope is beyond our control. We always ask all controller's of the Hubble to keep it's lens pointed toward the heavens .. not Angelina Jolie's hot tub which one reporter actually did one time causing him to lose all after midnight premium Hubble viewing privileges."
NASA administrator Michael Griffin promised that this latest NASA shocker would be the last NASA shocker until their next NASA shocker scheduled for sometime next week assuming between now and then another of their Space Cadets doesn't go bonkers yet again.