GOP Will "Shut Down Impeachment Hearing in House With More Really Cool Signs" Says Jim Jordan

Funny story written by Jaki Treehorn

Thursday, 10 October 2019

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Rep. Jim Jordan and GOP With Really Cool Sign at Cohen Hearing

Washington - House Republicans including Jim Jordan and Matt Gaetz vowed to "completely destroy Nancy Pelosi, Adam Schiff and the Socialist Radicals in the House," during the upcoming impeachment debates, by utilizing "really cool signs" that are "even more better than the Liar Liar Pants on Fire sign we used at the Cohen Hearings".

"This will be a Kangaroo Court, as in Captain Kangaroo" said Gaetz, commenting on the Democrats' efforts to conduct an impeachment inquiry. "Jim Jordan and I are stable geniuses just like our great President and we will absolutely kill it with these signs".

"We're going to go beyond "Liar Liar Pants on Fire" this time," added Jordan. "When we unveil this next generation of signs, we will annihilate the impeachment argument, and expose the sick treasonous rats in the Democratic Party for who they really are."

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