In keeping with recent changes, the White House has revealed that Donald Trump has not licked a cactus for 26 days now.
It is good news for green, spiky objects within the White House. Trump started licking the Cactus back in 2017, because Barack Obama had told him not to.
An unnamed White House staffer said, 'We always thought it was a bad idea for the Donald to be licking cacti, but he kept doing it, and when the story got out, we couldn't deny it. Of course, there are a lot of things that the Donald hasn't done for 26 days, but we won't talk about those things, as it bad for the image that America has in the rest of the world'.