Great White takes swimmer for a ride!

Written by Jaggedone

Friday, 18 January 2019

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Human sharks are much more dangerous than Great Whites!

Swimming in the shark-infested sea around Hawaii can be quite hazardous if the sharks are hungry. However, one particular huge Great White had just finished his midday meal and was basking in the warm waters around the island, when a distressed swimmer in a pair of flashy Bermuda shorts caught the shark's eye.

The giant, but very friendly, Great White swam over to see if it could help. The swimmer pissed in his pants and did the right thing; he froze. The Great White circled the frozen human a couple of times, approached him gently and, with his giant nose, tossed the swimmer onto his back!

The swimmer grabbed the giant fin as the 'killing beast' sped towards the beach covered with greasy, sun-tanned, Chinese tourists with cameras hanging around their necks. They screamed in unison, as the Great White steamed towards the beach!

Baywatch attendants sounded the alarm. However, astonished at the sight of a living human dressed in snazzy Bermuda shorts on the back of a Great White, they thought it was a remake of Jaws!

The Great White braked in shallow waters, allowed the swimmer to disembark, and returned to what Great Whites normally like to do, hunt seals, not humans!

This Spoof is now being turned into a Hollywood blockbuster.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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