Penzance pensioner, Peter Pottle, was today the toast of his local community as he opened the area's first licensed sex shop.
Sprightly Peter (71) told us:
"It's terrible round here and there ain't anywhere to get any good gear; know what I mean? Ok there's the newsagents but let's face it that stuff's far too tame. You can see worse on the BBC and you don't really see hardly anything worthwhile at all. Plus that old bat knows everybody and grasses you up even if you buy something like FHM. But now Porno Pete's is open that's all about to change"
Steve Dirtymac said:
"I can hardly believe my luck and well done Pete. Until now I've had to go up to London to get the really good gear but now all I have to do is nip down Pete's place and that's me sorted. It's all my Christmases come at once and the money I save on travelling expenses means I can buy more stuff"
Pete started his long love affair with porn when he was stationed in Denmark just after the war and during the sixties he made several fortunes smuggling illegal magazines and cine films into the UK.
If this venture is a success then Pete is expected to be nominated for a new year's honour next year for his tireless work in his chosen field.
