California Lawmaker Proposes Spanking Ban

Written by Pointer

Monday, 22 January 2007

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"Spank me? Yes,please!": Libertarian Ali "Dew" Watt-Evers

Backside, CA., January 21. A CA congresswoman has proposed a ban on spanking that has got everyone talking.

Libertarian Party Chairperson Ali "Dew" Watt-Evers was outraged: "I'm sick and tired of people telling other people what to do with their hands and other people's butts". However, republican Chairman of Thought, Hugh Kant had the very opposite opinion: "Someone has GOT to tell people what they cannot do with other people's butts-no ifs, ands, or buts about it!".

Gov. Schwarzenegger said that he was regularly smacked for everything as a child. Of course,he reminded us, "that was the way Austria worked, so I became a bodybuilder and then I smacked everybody for everything. That was the way Austria worked. Now I am Gobernator and I can smack anyone I want to ,especially young pretty girls on the bottom-oops, that is, not if this silly law passes...".

Christian Conservative leader, Runyer Werld said he had mixed feelings about the spanking ban: "The Lord definitely doesn't approve of the Gropenator touching the sweet, firm fannies of beautiful young girls, unless they are his daughters and then only if it takes the form of punishment,for the Lord said: 'Spare the rod,spoil the child.'

One internet source advocated a law allowing anyone to smack the parents of undisciplined children. Everyone we contacted thought they would support this novel idea.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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