Oprah criticized for assisting poor African children

Funny story written by Buck E Filbert

Thursday, 4 January 2007

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Oprah enlightens poor African children

Africa, Oprah Winfrey opened her new 40 million dollar learning complex today. She seemed very satisfied with the completion of the year long job.

Some people would consider this quite an accomplishment - but not up tight whites in the States. They are saying Oprah's new complex is racist because there are very few white children allowed in the school.

In a surprise move Oprah anticipated this sort of backlash and has opened two more schools. One in South America and one in the States.

We're going to have the African children in the South American facility the South American children will be taught in the States and the poor American children will be schooled in Africa.

A spokeswoman for Oprah released a statement, lets see them get all bent out of shape over these moves. Maybe that's racially diverse enough for everyone


From the desk of
Buck E Filbert
Jan 4 2007

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