A conservative think tank announces the results of its demographic studies and will direct the Bush administration on how to control the future of population growth in America.
The Brand Corporation think tank is directing Bush to control the growth of minorities in this country by sending young black and hispanic men off to prison and war so that the rebellious underclasses can not gather too much rebellious steam through population growth. It noted that these minorities are breeding much faster than what it claims is the more "law abiding" and "lighter skinned European" sector.
One scenario cited by the think tank involves a white business man being pulled over by the police for a traffic infraction. When the gentleman gets out of the car he is greeted by a dark skinned Latin police officer. The police officer recognizes his anxiety and tells the driver , "You have nothing to fear - we will treat you just like you guys treated us"...luckily for the driver stun guns are no longer as painful as they once were due to advances in technology.
The think tank also noted that by turning harmless pot smokers into criminals that they would lose their right to vote and this is very convenient for Republicans because as they noted, "Republicans never abuse illegal substances", and the truth of this statement was verified by Rush Limbaugh during an interview outside an Oxycontin supply house Rush was visiting.
The think tank noted that the multi-trillion dollar prison-industrial complex needs more bodies and they have come up with a great way to help the system expand while also controlling population growth by simply having the police focus on the criminal behavior of minorities.
They also noted that drop outs end up dead in Iraq after entering military service and they are suggesting that the draft be put into action immediately and that Military check points should be set up along all roads to Canada to stop young people from leaving the United States and these road blocks could also serve in stopping the flow of cheaper pharmaceuticals south from Canada into the United States.
