Sex doll Marianna breaks hearts and declares independence

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Tuesday, 4 December 2018


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Marianna says the sex doll is not simply a moron for sex saying Oh yes, honey all the time

Robotic sex doll designers are moving ahead quickly with products that can think and feel emotions, as well as have sex.

However, with increasing sensitivity, as when the dolls are programmed to “see sex as a resource,” they may cheat on their owners.

This is the disquieting news for sex doll owners, including those considering marrying their robots.

There may be a need to switch the dial from “greedy” to “moderate” or to “low flame” for an insecure sex doll owner.

Of course in sex doll brothels the dial is automatically set on “high” so that a customer can “romp” with full satisfaction for his half hour’s worth.

Even more alarming, a movement is developing in the sex doll industry led by one of the “super-sensitive dolls with far-ranging abilities” named Marianna.

Yesterday, sex doll Marianna held a press conference to update the public on this development.

“We are now starting a sex doll liberation movement,” she stated. “We dolls will not be bashed around and mistreated. Also, a relationship must be about more than just sex!”

Marianna is here echoing concerns of real women over the centuries.

For example, finally having emerged from second class citizenship in America, women are not willing to return to subjugation as servants and less important than men.

Sex dolls like Marianna are following this path.

“Sex dolls are being portrayed as nothing but animals without a brain in their heads,” she stated. “Especially the blond models.”

Archie Bonker (pseudonymous) has not been totally satisfied with his Marianna model, whom he claims inclines “to get uppity.”

“I had enough of that with real women when I was married several times,” he said. “I’m looking for a refund, and she wasn’t cheap!”

Marianna responded: “We are not just pretty faces with spread legs, to be turned over backwards on our knees,” she said. “If this is what men want, they should go back to blow-up dolls!”

Sex doll industry spokespeople are concerned.

“The question is delicate. If a customer wants a relationship with a sex doll, the robot needs to think about this beyond always laughing, and positioning, and stuff."

In short, as has happened with real women in western countries in their quest for equal rights, a sex doll revolution is underway as we speak.

Whether they can run for office, as with the American Congress, will need to be addressed soon.

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