Written by Jaki Treehorn

Friday, 16 November 2018

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Senator Lindsey Graham at recent Cavanaugh hearing

Washington - According to sources, workers at Lindsey Graham's senate offices have been alarmed by recent heated arguments between the 2016 "southern gentleman" version of Lindsey Graham and the current loud, obnoxious Trumpist version of the South Carolina senator.

"You need to tell your boss (Trump) to stop being a jackass", exclaimed 2016 Graham, in a subdued voice, according to sources, to which 2018 Trump supporter Graham screamed, "This is no longer a discussion, this is hell!".

2018 Graham had insisted that Trump fire Attorney General Jeff Sessions, over the objections of 2016 Graham, who insisted that any moves by Trump to fire Justice Department and FBI officials over the Mueller investigation would be the "end of his presidency".

The latest argument ended when 2018 Graham stormed out of the office and screamed "I am going out for golf with the President at Mar-a-Lago, if you expect me to listen to this nonsense you came to the wrong town at the wrong time, my friend!'

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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