Loud Music Heard Heard As Shuttle Lands

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Saturday, 23 December 2006

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The crew insisted a stereo system with a boombox was installed before take-off

Loud Hip Hop bass lines were heard as the Space Shuttle rolled to a stop. Also the pilot's seat was moved back as far as it would go and was tilted way back. When the doors were opened there was the smell of burnt rope on board.

The astronauts asked for some munchies and complained that the visine was all gone. Some burnt alligator clips and zig zags were later found on the ground near the steps where the astronauts descended from the space craft.

This was all part of an experiment to see if they could get the astronauts higher in orbit without wasting valuable fuel.

During the briefing some of the astronauts could not remember much about the flight and they made references to something they called "the kind" .

One astronaut was heard saying , "let's fire one up" as they got into his Volkswagen microbus in the Space center's parking lot.

Another astronaut was complaining that there was way too much boarding on board and vowed to bring his own stuff on the next flight. It is believed by NASA that he has the right stuff for another flight.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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