What began as a classic standoff between wokers and old schoolers turned into a free-for-all yesterday at a press conference held to announce a new name for team known as the Kansas City Chiefs. The old schoolers gathered to protest the change, w…
(UNEDITED) Ouzo can have strange effects on boozing Brits lounging on Greek islands after a 'Hard Day's Night" especially those from the grand old county of Yorkshire, UK, where they breed them hard, and not so fast! One Sheffield lad, who was le…
Seven grown men were arrested today, after a football-related brawl on the London tube, in the build up to the friendly match between Manchester City and Liverpool. Shocking videos of the incident emerged showing people's grandads drunkenly swinging...
Football hooliganism, a thing that was thought by the authorities to have been battered into the past, reared its ugly head again in France last night, as hundreds of female England 'thugesses' went on the rampage through the streets of Paris, causin...
A throwaway dare to 'put the bus window in' was made by a teenage boy to two of his friends, seconds before he boarded a number 33 bus in Hull, in the 1980s. The boy, Anthony Stevenson, grinned as he made the challenge to his two friends, Gram Hew...
A grandma pushing her zimmerframe through a UK supermarket has been banned for bullying staff and causing havoc in the aisles by knocking down cans of stacked baked beans and other special offers. Another reason why granny, Christine Crow, was ban...
Vancouver, Canada: In an unusual outbreak of hooligan violence downtown Vancouver was turned into a war-zone as rivalling icehockey fans imitating infamous British soccer hooligans, smashed up everything in sight including themselves. The reason f...
English football hooligans, not usually renowned for their intellectual capacity, are astounding critics with their cunning by heading for the World Cup finals in South Africa disguised as nuns. Our Africa correspondent, Singatme Ndumbastad caught...
Consternation in some quarters today as Polish football hooligans returning from an international match in Belfast have been rumoured to be stirring up violent anarchy in order to attract global notoriety at the G20 Summit in London. "These guys a...
Ceremonies have taken place across England to remember its hooligans that lost their freedom in matches across vast areas of Europe. Neds and yobbos from as far apart as Coventry, Exeter and Liverpool gathered at the centre of hooliganism in Londo...
This summer European resort cities have found that they have imported an excess of sloshed Scots, bashed Brits and alcohol ill Irish. The Export Commission of the UK defended the situation by insisting that there were invoices for every case ship...
West Midlands Police are investigating one of their own officers, after CCTV footage of a pitch invasion at a Birmingham City game at the end of last season revealed a familiar face.
Today, after the Champion's League final, won by lots of foreign players, Chelsea and Manchester United fans let down their country disgracefully again, by not rioting across the streets of Moscow. To add to their shame, only a handful of fans ha...
Fans of Hull City, the hardest in the Championship, have said that, rather than travelling to Wembley for the play-off Final, they will watch the game on a giant TV screen in Bristol city centre to facilitate maximum violence...
In a pre-season friendly over the weekend, Millwall fans went to Portsmouth and smashed up the town just a little bit.
It is a well known fact that Prince William is an Aston Villa supporter, Charles Prefers netball to Football and Harry likes the odd game of Ker-plunk but did anybody know that her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II is a Gunner apparently taking after Queen...
The Italian Football Association have decreed that following the appalling scenes in Catania last week, where a football match erupted inside the stadium mid-way through the Catania vs The Police fixture, all major league and amateur hooliganism will...
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