Donald Trump's internal dialogue to be switched of

Written by Ben Macnair

Friday, 17 November 2017

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That's so funny like, why are you looking at me like that.

Following news of all sorts, it appears that the internal monologue that informs all of Donald Trumps tweets, vocal utterings and though patterns is to be switched of, at the suggestion of both congress, and the American public at large.

Professor Dumbledore from the institute of invented bullshit said, 'For years Donald Trump's internal monologue has caused so many problems for the world. It was bad enough when he was a reality television personality, but now that he is the President, it is so much worse. Most people have an internal monologue. For most people the worst it can do is see you punched in the pub, or receive weird looks from your family. If Trump says the wrong thing, and he will, it means the end for all of us'.

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