Written by Jaki Treehorn

Friday, 17 November 2017

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Pepe Le Pew and Penelope Cat

Paris, France - Penelope the Cat, now 90 years old, has come forth with the stunning revelation that renowned French celebrity Pepe Le Pew assaulted her numerous times in the late 40s.

The unwanted advances took place at several locations in France including Paris, Marseille and while on holiday in the Alps.

"I had suffered an accident in which I accidently crawled under a freshly painted white fence, and Mr. Le Pew approached me offering assistance, however that's when he attempted to grab and kiss me passionately. The attacks continued for several years", said Penelope, who appeared alongside famed attorney Gloria Allred, who flew into Paris earlier in the week to hold a news conference with reporters, prior to filing charges in the incidents on behalf of Penelope

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Sex, Cartoon




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