Written by XRhonda Speaks

Friday, 31 March 2017

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Barack Obama, now Jah Love Rackba, declared martial law from his headquartes in Jamaica.

After the Trump administration floundered in it's first hundred days, former President Obama decided to declare martial law in the US.

In response, a livid President Trump tweeted with plans for an invasion of Obama's headquarters in Jamaica.

"Obamma is trying to declare marshal law, we need to purge his holdovers in the deep state to keep Obomber from taking over. Congress needs to authorize declaration of war against Jamaica"

GOP and Democratic leaders on Capital Hill have ignored trump's request to authorize a declaration of war. Instead, Republicans like Lindsay Graham are concerned that Donald Trump doesn't understand that Obama is trolling him.

"The president has bought in to a conspiracy that says Barrack Obama put a shadow government in to place that he can still control--It's just ludicrous. We've already bought in to President Trump's delusions with his claims that Obama wiretapped him and then his claim that Obama shot JFK."

"This time he wants to enlist the US military in support of his fantasy, and it's just not going to happen: the Congress, Senate, the Joint Chiefs, no one is going along this time."

Former President Obama, who now goes by Jah Love Rackba, explained his call for martial law from his fortified compound in Jamaica's Tivoli Gardens.

"I said I would come forward if I saw a threat to our core values. And now, by declaring martial law in the US, I've further exposed Donald Trump's impotence as president: everyone is ignoring his orders for an invasion force to come to Jamaica and he's pretty much already a lame duck president."

Obama then explained his strategy for returning to power.

"I'm just going to wait for the Trump Administration to fail and it's already exploding, it's a disaster--then the American people will be ready again for a leader who is the opposite of everything Donald Trump is."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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